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When the roaring flames of your love 
have burned down to embers, 
may you find that you've married your best friend. 

--Jeff Brooks, Newton, Mass. 


May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future. 

--Brian Huckabee, South Carolina 


May your home always be too small to hold all your friends. 

--Patrick O'Rourke, Nashville (by way of County Leitrim) 


Dance as if no one were watching, 
Sing as if no one were listening, 
And live every day as if it were your last. 

--Lori Eakins 


May you... 
Work like you don't need the money, 
love like you've never been hurt, 
dance like no-one is watching, 
screw like it's being filmed, 
and drink like a true Irishman. 
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. 

If you cheat, may you cheat death. 
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. 
If you fight, may you fight for a brother. 
And if you drink, may you drink with me. 

--Dave from Cornell Univ. 


Here's to them that sail to sea 
And the ladies that stay on land. 
May the former be well rigg-ed 
And the latter be well manned! 

--Beverly Darling 


May the winds of fortune sail you, 
May you sail a gentle sea. 
May it always be the other guy 
who says, "this drink's on me." 

--Kevin P. Kane 


May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink. 
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms. 
If you must steal, steal kisses. 
If you must cheat, cheat death. 
And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends. 

--Jessica Guenard at Cyberbeach 


No matter how beautiful, 
how smart, or how cute she is... 
somebody somewhere, is sick of her sh*t! 

--John Patrick Thomas Hardy...  
graffiti from Kelly's Irish Times pub in Washington, D.C. 


Nary a day goes by that I miss to wonder why 
the moon shows his face as the day draws nigh. 
In the firelight I ponder my canine's thought 
as he gazes upon me from his hand-me-down cot. 
I think of God and all his creations, 
one being the women with her unbridled temptations. 
I have searched for love with no direction, 
skeletons in the closet... a fine collection. 
These quanderies of mine, I'm sure to figure out. 
For I know the answer lies at the bottom of this stout. 

--Travis Flenniken, Knoxville, Tennessee 


Here's to the game called "Ten Toes" 
That's played all over town. 
The lassies play with ten toes up. 
And the lads with ten toes down! 

--Beverly Darling 


May there always be work for your hands to do. 
May your purse always hold a coin or two. 
May the sun always shine warm on your windowpane. 
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. 
May the hand of a friend always be near you. 
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. 
May you both live as long as you want, 

And never want as long as you live. 
May your glasses be ever full. 

May the roof over your heads be always strong. 
And may you be in heaven half an hour 
before the devil knows you’re dead. 
May you be poor in misfortune, 

Rich in blessings, 
Slow to make enemies, 
And quick to make friends. 

But rich or poor, quick or slow, 
May you know nothing but happiness 
From this day forward. 


As you slide down the bannister of life, 
May the splinters never point the wrong way. 
May the joys of today 

Be those of tomorrow. 
The goblets of life 
Hold no dregs of sorrow. 
May the saddest day of your future be no worse 

Than the happiest day of your past. 
Health and a long life to you. 

Land without rent to you. 
A child every year to you. 
And if you can’t go to heaven, 
May you at least die in Ireland. 
May you have: 

No frost on your spuds, 
No worms on your cabbage. 
May your goat give plenty of milk. 
And if you inherit a donkey, 
May she be in foal. 
May the luck of the Irish possess you. 

May the devil fly off with your worries. 
May God bless you forever and ever. 
Here’s to you and yours 

And to mine and ours. 
And if mine and ours 
Ever come across to you and yours, 
I hope you and yours will do 
As much for mine and ours 
As mine and ours have done 
For you and yours! 
May the most you wish for 

Be the least you get. 
May the luck of the Irish 

Lead to happiest heights 
And the highway you travel 
Be lined with green lights. 

May your troubles be less 
And your blessings be more. 
And nothing but happiness 
Come through your door. 
May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. 

May your hearts be as light as a song. 
May each day bring you bright happy hours, 
That stay with you all year long. 
For each petal on the shamrock 

This brings a wish your way— 
Good health, good luck, and happiness 
For today and every day. 
May your heart be warm and happy 

With the lilt of Irish laughter 
Every day in every way 
And forever and ever after. 
May the blessings of light be upon you, 

Light without and light within. 
And in all your comings and goings, 
May you ever have a kindly greeting 
From them you meet along the road. 
May brooks and trees and singing hills 

Join in the chorus, too. 
And every gentle wind that blows 
Send happiness to you. 
Wherever you do and whatever you do, 

May the luck of the Irish be there with you. 
Like the goodness of the five loaves and two fishes, 

Which God divided among the five thousand men, 
May the blessing of the King who so divided 
Be upon our share of this common meal. 
May you have food and raiment, 

A soft pillow for your head, 
May you be forty years in heaven 
Before the devil knows you’re dead. 
May the strength of three be in your journey. 
May your right hand always 

Be stretched out in friendship 
And never in want. 
May the roof above us never fall in. 

And may the friends gathered below it never fall out. 
Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. 

The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful. 
May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. 
May you have warm words on a cold evening, 

A full moon on a dark night, 
And the road downhill all the way to your door. 
May there be a generation of children 

On the children of your children. 
Here’s to health and prosperity, 

To you and all your posterity. 
And them that doesn’t drink with sincerity, 
That they may be damned for all eternity! 
May I see you grey 

And combing your grandchildren’s hair. 
May your neighbors respect you, 

Trouble neglect you, 
The angels protect you, 
And heaven accept you. 
May the Irish hills caress you. 
May her lakes and rivers bless you. 
May the luck of the Irish enfold you. 
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you. 
May your love for one another come second only to your love for the Lord. 

--Darrell Garton 
Montrose, Colorado/USA 


May you see each other through many dark days, 
and make all the rest a little brighter. 

--David King 


Here's to living single and drinking double. 

--Jason Rister 


May all your ups and downs 
come only in the bedroom. 
Here's a health to all those that we love, 

Here's a health to all those that love us, 
Here's a health to all those that love them 
that love those 
that love them 
that love those 
that love us. 
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. 

--Corrie Ten Boom 


May your neighbors respect you, 
trouble neglect you, 
angels protect you, 
and heaven accept you! 

--Jack Kelly (a she, not a he), Mississippi 


Here's to bein' single... 
drinkin' doubles... 
and seein' triple! 
May you be as happy in life as me and eh... what's her name? 

--Benjamin Johnson 


To women and horses... 
And the men that ride them! 

--Ken Brightcliffe 


Go maire sibh bhur saol nua. 
"May you enjoy your new life." 

--John Herlihy 


Sliocht sleacht ar shlioch bhur sleachta. 
"Blessings on your posterity." 

--John Herlihy 


Fad saol agat. 
"Long life to you." 

--John Herlihy 


Fad saol agat, gob fliuch, agus bas in Eirinn. 
"Long life to you, a wet mouth, and death in Ireland." 

--John Herlihy 


Slainte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mna go deo. 
"Health to the men and may the women live forever." 

--John Herlihy 


Go n-eiri an t-adh leat. 
"Good luck." 

--John Herlihy 


Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... 
And may they continue to do so! 

--Ricky Dunnington, Virginia Beach, VA 


May your liquor be cold, 
May your women be hot. 
And may your troubles slide off of you 
slicker than snot. 

--Kerrygl 


Here's to wives and girlfriends. 
May they never meet! 

--Chris Ebeier 


May your bank account always be bigger than your troubles. 

--Steve Hurley 


May you look back fifty years from now 
and agree that today was the worst 
day of your married life. 

--Adam Diran 


May you get all your wishes but one 
so you always have something to strive for! 
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. 

--Corrie Ten Boom 


Merry met, and merry part, 
I drink to thee with all my heart. 

--Phil Wade 


Bless you and yours 
As well as the cottage you live in. 
May the roof overhead be well thatched 
And those inside be well matched. 
Here's to the women in the high-heeled shoes, 

who smoke men's fags and drink men's booze; 
and when they kiss, they kiss so sweet, 
they make things stand that have no feet! 

Here's to women's kisses, 
and to whiskey, amber clear; 
not as sweet as a woman's kiss, 
but a damn sight more sincere! 

--ssheldon 


As you ramble through life, whatever be your goal; 
Keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole. 

--Sid Pettigrew 


Here's to life -- ain't it grand. 
Just got divorced from my old man. 
I laughed and laughed at the court's decision. 
They gave him the kids and they ain't even his'n!! 

--Paul Dietrich